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When having a conversation with Darren you can rely on talking about one of these things:

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World Affairs,
Some war going on around the world. Was Iraq now Kosovo.

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Building of the new maths block,

Darren is deeply concerned about the amount of tea consumed by the builders and where the door will go. He is worried because there might be a big step and he is only very small.

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Fish,

Darren got the nickname fish because he is obsessed with them.

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Dave,

Darren has formed a very close
relationship with the builders especially Dave, the brick layer.

(LEFT)
This photo represents how small
Darren really is.

I might be quite tall but I am nearly a full head taller than him!

Above: Saddam  Hussein,
Below:  Milosevic

(RIGHT)
Which one is the real Darren
Harvey ?

*I have had to remove the
Logos off the jumpers for
legal reasons. Apparently I could get sued if it made the school look bad.
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When (if) will Darren Harvey reach 6" tall ? You decide.

* Never,
* By the time we leave school,
* 21st birthday,
* 30th birthday,
* 55th birthday,
* When he recieves his first pension

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