This is my form tutor, Mr. George.

He is the most annoying teacher you will
ever find,
• He sings,
• He argues,
• He shouts,

This is just one example of him making a fool of himself

On parents evening my mum and Dad went up to this idiot and asked if I was doing alright at school. This could be
considered a normal question, you would expect a normal
answer. He replied, " Tell him to stop fiddling with my bloody pineapple!"

My Mum and Dad where shocked. Although they did already know he is a bit weird.

Below: Mr. George doing his best to
            appear normal.

Do you think this year has been a good year?

Yes. The majority of the tutor group has done well in their subjects and as usual has made my job quite easy and fun.

What achievements are you particularly proud of?

Sustaining my good looks.

Have you enjoyed being 11x's form tutor?

Very much. They seem to have got on well together and don't give me too much hassle.

Will you miss the form after May?

Not really. They'll leave and I'll get another form and we will make another equally good working relationship.

If you could turn back the clock, what would you change?

My lottery numbers!

Why do you always sing and be so rude to students?

I sing to share my gift with the world and to show the joyous side of my nature. I don't think I have ever been rude to a student.

Are you balding naturally?

I am not balding. I have a large forehead.

Are you proud of the art department?

Of course. Students and staff working in a caring partnership to make the most of their abilities.

How the hell did you qualify to be a teacher?

Easily.

Who is your favourite student of the form?

I don't have a favourite.

Where do you get your jokes?

I just look up at the students beaming faces and they inspire me.